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  • sriteam
    07-20 09:40 AM
    This is unbelievable . Most Dems are against this???




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  • priti8888
    06-26 01:51 PM
    What is america losing?

    Lets take a typical example:

    My friend and his wife both have jobs here. They pay around $50K-60 income tax (approx) as a couple.

    They have 10 yrs of exp. (approx) or have masters degree. They have a decent bit of 401K. And about 30 years of career left. They also have capital investment in India which is growing at a good pace.

    Now if even one is forced to go back I am sure both of them will go back to India or wherever they are from. Makes sense?

    So what are they losing by going back to India? Some $$$$. Thats all? No debt. no hassle, just semi retirement early enough.

    Now think about 100 couples like this?

    Now think about 1000 couples like this?

    1000* 60 K = $60 million of taxes and social security lost. Who is going to pay the troops in Iraq? Or the USCIS dumbo? Will he have a job to do if we leave?
    And if we leave who is going to pay the medical bills of the baby boomer who needs medicare soon?

    Lets say, they replace us with younger workers. what will be their salary? 50K or 75K. lets say 80 K. Chances are they are single. If they are married. Will their wife work immediately. If no, they are collecting taxes from him at a married rate while his spouse has no income. If his wife is educated, how long will she want to live on H4? If she doesnt get H1 will they both go back or stay here endlessly? Chickens (americans).

    How much tax will they will pay? If they are on F1 EAD, even better, they dont even pay social security.

    Of course we lost $$$$ income, but we are not in so much deep shit as US would be if they lose 1000 couples, just 2000 people.

    Now lets say we go to India and undergo semi retirement. Fine, US companies maintain competitive advantage and they gain most. But if we decide to continue to excel, can not such 2000 start a formidably competitive business? Who wins? India or USA? Or will they start multiple businesses?

    Its about the numbers. If 1 or 2 dont get GC , it doesnt matter. But if thousands are impacted, most of them smart people, it will hurt someone here or many ones.

    What have we really asked for in return? Just a piece of plastic that will let us live and contribute like everyone else here.

    They have a problem with that too. Bloody morons.

    For how many years this game of making people fools will continue? Message spreads fast. I am already telling my junior relative what to expect in America.


    I totally agree with you, but think about this.

    For every couple who plan to leave, there are 5 couples anxious to replace them. Do you know the % of visas approved vs visa applicants?.The 5 couples could be from anywhere, not just from india where the economy is in good shape.

    My point is that America does lose when someone goes back.But the loss is on a very very micro level----and replacement is not that difficult.




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  • diptam
    10-08 02:58 PM
    mayitbesoon,
    Please send the email (something is better than nothing) but you will receive a return email like this after 20-30 days but the message reaches across them by email at least.

    I took about 3 weeks for me to convince , going up the ladder in HR Department and finally i got that page signed after 4 weeks - Call , Call again , Follow up, follow up , push , push harder ... you have every right to get that letter and employer will face no trouble issuing it. be Polite , be rough , be mild and startover again on phone to get it

    Mr. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX:

    Thank you for your inquiry.

    We have submitted your immigration issue into our trends system, which allows us to view systemic problems within USCIS.

    Meanwhile, if you are still encountering a problem with your individual case, you may find it helpful to submit a formal case problem request to our office through filing a DHS-7001.

    If you choose to submit a case problem request, please submit your case using Form DHS-7001 , CIS Ombudsman Case Problem Submission. This form is attached to this message , and also available on this website: http://www.dhs.gov/xlibrary/assets/cisomb_dhsform7001.pdf. If you submit a case problem on behalf of another individual with a pending USCIS immigration benefit , please obtain the individual’s signature in Section 15: Consent on Form DHS-7001 , CIS Ombudsman Case Problem Submission.

    Case problems cannot be submitted through facsimile or email at this time due to confidentiality and Privacy Act issues. Please mail your completed and signed form , with supporting documentation , to the following address:

    Via Regular Mail:
    Citizenship and Immigration Services Ombudsman Department of Homeland Security
    Attention: Case Problems
    Mail Stop 1225
    Washington, D.C. 20528-1225

    Via Courier Service:
    Citizenship and Immigration Services Ombudsman Department of Homeland Security
    Attention: Case Problems
    245 Murray Lane
    Mail Stop 1225
    Washington, D.C. 20528-1225

    Please allow 14 business days for receipt of your form. You will receive confirmation through postal mail of receipt and review of your case problem from CISOMB and USCIS CAO within 45 business days. Please remember that CISOMB cannot provide immigration advice or adjudication. For further information , please consult this website: http://www.dhs.gov/cisombudsman.

    Thank you for again for your inquiry.

    Sincerely,
    CIS Ombudsman

    Diptam,
    Thanks for the updates.
    My husband's I-140 is pending at TSC for an year now and employer is not agreeing to sign on form 7001. Can we send an e-mail to Omburdsman and expect some action to be taken?? does it help?




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  • Libra
    09-14 01:00 PM
    thank you gconmymind and Bhanu for the contributions. Hope to see you guys in DC.



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  • cheg
    07-23 08:21 PM
    Thanks for letting us know about your friends. At least we can see that USCIS is trying to clear 2004 applicants. They will be taking care of 2005 soon then. :D

    couple of my friends who had PD's 2004 feb and april
    EB3 india too got their I-485 approvals last week.




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  • ilwaiting
    04-25 12:05 PM
    Canada, Australia, UK(may be few more countries) does enable the applicant to handle the case rather than being sponsored by employer beause they do not have Many Non-immigrant Worker options as USA does. So they have to apply for a PR from outside the country.




    Guys what about the type of visa? I mean shud the start date be ur H1B start date or ur F1 entry date? Coz if some people start on an H1 a lot of us also started on an F1. In that case doesnt it make more sense to root for the clause that says the immigrant can apply for his own GC that is employer independant? If i am not mistaken, is that not already a part of the PACE act?

    Besides a lot of people are not sure for a while, if they even want to apply for their GCs or not initially. I personally know of atleast 3 such people. By putting the responsibility of application of the GC into the immigrant's hands, and empowering the applicant to apply for himself/herself, the process becomes a lot more transparent and fair. That way the day the immigrant decides to apply and applies is their PD. That way if someone does not start it as soon as he/she can, it is now up to them. Since the applicant Can apply for himself instead of being sponsored for a GC by an employer, it is no longer employer based, so no one can fault the employer saying that, "They didnt file for me for a year".



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  • EB3gcwanted
    09-01 09:47 AM
    Arrived here in Apr 2001.. Labor filed in Mar 2005 EB3-I




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  • pappu
    06-04 12:47 PM
    Yeah, my lawyer said once my LC approves he'll file I-140/I-485 together? I'm EB2 Sri Lanka
    You should discuss the risks involved in concurrent filing with your lawyer too. In some circumstances if I140 is likely to face hurdles, you should wait for your I140 approval. This is just a caution. Each case is different.



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  • paskal
    12-18 05:50 PM
    you are right, and it would be nice, however
    it's clear our funds are not exactly astronomical.
    so let's concentrate on building them up first along with our membership.
    then we can sit back and worry about how much more is really needed....




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  • Vsach
    03-13 09:05 PM
    :confused:Dear All,

    I am still on H1 (not utilized EAD), the visa on my passport expired last year. Planning to visit India next week, should I be getting a visa stamped or use AP?

    APPRECIATE INPUTS FROM THE EXPERIENCED/SIMILAR SITUATION. Any USCIS link will also help.

    Regards



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  • johnnybhai
    07-14 01:03 PM
    Done!




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  • pointlesswait
    03-03 06:08 PM
    can you be more specific on what ur "very influential" attorney said? ;)

    That is not true, my lawyer who is very influential and he has some good contacts he told me that this year spill-over would be different form last year. I was stupid so didn’t believe him about July 2007, and paying it for now for not having EAD.

    I know this is hard to believe especially if something comes from lawyer.

    MDix



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  • pappu
    03-12 10:43 AM
    IV has started a donor Forum for contributing members.

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    If you wish to subscribe, please click on the donate now link, adjacent to the green progress bar above and subscribe.

    From now we will post IV updates on the donor forum so that members who contribute get the privilege of getting the information. If the information can be released for public, we will release it on the main forums after a delay. Donor forum will have the first access to the information. All donors will be identified by a 'donor' status in their profiles instead of junior/senior members.

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  • raysaikat
    01-06 05:23 PM
    I did not see MS in any discipline.

    They had PhD CS also; my friend got PhD from there.

    They also had something like a CS diploma (don't remember details). They had 10 (??) theoretically sound courses. Students in most US schools will not be able to handle these courses.

    However, course content is not the only strength of US Education (all levels). Something else (which is hard to enumerate and quantify) happens outside the classes. But it does not happen to everyone: some are not receptive and others don't run into it!

    Yes, TIFR is a very good institute, especially in Physics and Mathematics (and CS is a mathematics discipline).



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  • Humhongekamyab
    03-05 12:49 PM
    My case does not have a LUD.

    Same here my friend.




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  • gc_chahiye
    09-28 06:55 PM
    not that it makes a huge difference, are they atleast trying to use some of the visa numbers by working over this weekend???

    they are working overtime on receipting (see the FAQ). Wish they stop receipting for these last 2-3 days and use up ALL the visa numbers. Everyone should be put into I-485 approval work. If there are people stuck in NC, see if any of the June/July filers manage to pass the FBI database without a hit.

    A receipt notice coming 2 days late is not a big deal. If a visa number is not used up, its lost, gone forever!



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  • sundeep14
    06-11 10:33 AM
    this really sucks !




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  • Macaca
    09-12 01:44 PM
    Macaca-

    If only wait times were as little as 2 yrs and 7 yrs...I might not even be fighting!!!

    "Currently it takes 7+ years (after 2+ years on student visa) to become a resident."
    This is not true in most cases. The F1 might be for 2 yrs minimum + 1 year EAD + at least 2 yrs on H1B before the GC process starts. Then its 7+ years...
    So overall, we are talking 10+ years to get permanant residency in a majority of cases.

    I think I am saying what you are saying!

    Else what are reasonable numbers? I have added 1 year OPT.

    "Skilled immigrants have waited patiently for 2+ years"
    Are we just talking about 2 yrs to see if there is going to be some reform?

    yes.




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  • ilikekilo
    03-11 08:19 AM
    Iam not jumping on the bandwagon but my wife and I are contemplating about opening a (indian) restaurant and I would like to know if we can open one on H1b/EAD status? I know I could consult an attorney but we are not gonna open it right away so wanted to get some insight from experts on this.

    If we cant open on our own due to technicalities can we open it in someones name who has a GC or citizenship (my sister and her family recently got citizenship) and work in that resturant as employees, atleast my wife if not me.?

    situation:
    PD: dec 2004, EB3
    EAD : received oct 2007
    485 applied , june 2007
    wife on h1b and EAD eligible thru' me

    Anyone pleasE?




    cjagtap
    08-21 02:39 PM
    My drivers LC is completely linked to my H1 status. Twice I got DL only for 14 months and had to extend it again the following year. Generally they extend your DL 2 -3 months more of the expiration of your H1B.




    IneedAllGreen
    09-27 02:14 PM
    Came to USA in March 2000. First company never filed for GC in 2000 and 2001 year. Lost job in 2001. Got consulting work in another state. Later joined 3rd company in 2002.

    1st EB3 Labor - Filed on Feb - 2004 in 3rd company in USA
    (Labor Gone to backlog and lost job before it sees any light)

    2nd EB2 Labor - Nov - 2006 - in 4th company in USA.
    (Applied I-140 on Jan -2007- Got denied on May-2009 after two RFE's.)
    (Appealed I-140 on June - 2009...still waiting for their response)
    RFE was about my 3+3 (Diploma + Engg degree) for Eb2 case.
    (Applied for 485 for me and my wife during July Fiasco)
    Never used EAD anytime.
    (I am going to bear all cost of GC process)

    3rd Eb3 Labor - Jan 2010
    (Applied I-140 Aug 2010 - Got approved)
    Waiting for date to be current for I-485..waiting for another July(any month) fiasco :rolleyes:
    (Again I am going bear all cost of GC process)..some Green dream hmmm

    During all these time I am on H1B. Changed 4 companies and 3 states in USA.



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